There are so many reasons why you should never spray paint
your front door. So, so many.
Let me explain.
I think I am having a mid life crisis.That is strange in and of itself because I am only
What led to this crisis you may or may not have asked? Well, today I am not pregnant. Again.
After almost 10 months of trying. Yeah, boo-hoo. Everyone has his or her own sob story, I know. Remember I am just trying to give you an insight into my crisis. Had I attended my exercise class today, all of the madness that was to ensue today might have been avoided because I would have got a fix of endorphins. But alas, it is canceled until after Christmas.
So madness ensued.
Since I was not pregnant, I needed a change. I considered
making throw pillows for my couch. I have the fabric and have been wanting to
do this for some time. But instead I decided to paint the front door.
I painted it
black.
With spray paint.
Why? Because I had black spray paint in my laundry room.
Had I had a quart of black chalk paint, there would be no need for this post.
Something I will never be accused of is being a
perfectionist. Good enough has always been, well, good enough for me.
I began by taping off my door frame to protect all the
places I didn’t want painted. This part of the job went quickly enough. I taped
plastic sandwich bags around the hardware and taped computer paper to the small
window and called it good.
I began to spray. My three year old helped.
At first I thought, “Hey, this ain’t half bad.”
Then I realized we were standing in a cloud of black mist.
That black mist settled on my white tile floor like a soft
blanket of new fallen snow. Maybe a more accurate description would be "like new fallen ash." It also
stands to reason that that gentle mist also covered my nearby carpet and
furniture (though I can’t see it.)
I quickly retrieved my Swiffer Mop and Clorox wipes and
irritably cleaned the mess.
Then I blew my nose. You guessed it. Black.
But all in all, the door looks good. At least it looks
good enough. My friend, Ashley confirmed this for me. Another plus, it took
less than 45 minutes. (unless you count cleaning up the black mist- in that
case it took 2 hours)
Then other problems arose. Have you read that book, “If
you give a mouse a cookie?” Here is my adaptation:
If you spray paint your front door you re going to realize
that you also need to paint the trim.
When you paint the trim you are going to realize that you
really want new hardware to make your door look just right.
When you get the new hardware you are going to want a new
red chevron print throw rug to place in front of the door.
When you get your trendy throw rug you are going to
realize that you want to trim your door frame with a fresh cut garland because
it is Christmastime and you spent too much time on Pinterest going on virtual
“Christmas Home Tours.”
When you remember that it is Christmas, you will remember
that you have spent all of your money already and that is why you used the
spray paint that just happened to already be in your laundry room.
Once you realize this, you will agree with yourself that
for now, simply painting your door black is good enough. You can get to the
rest next year.
In summary, if you are going to spray paint your door,
take it off the hinges and do it outside. And be prepared to want to make over
your whole entryway. And maybe you should just make a pillow instead.
Happy Crafting and Merry Christmas,
Xoxo,
Amy
